Enigma Weekend Edition Poem: "Dividends" by Jon Klein

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"Dividends"
By Jon Klein

Ding
Ding
Ding
that's the S and P
I’m making dividends
Check my
1095C
That’s called
Money
In the bank
I just bought
Myself a
Tank
My gold’s too heavy
My yacht sank
I got airpods,
No they don’t fall outie
I put 91 Premium
In
My
Audi
Hold on
President
Trump
is

calling




 

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