Enigma Weekend Edition Poem: "Dividends" by Jon Klein

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"Dividends"
By Jon Klein

Ding
Ding
Ding
that's the S and P
I’m making dividends
Check my
1095C
That’s called
Money
In the bank
I just bought
Myself a
Tank
My gold’s too heavy
My yacht sank
I got airpods,
No they don’t fall outie
I put 91 Premium
In
My
Audi
Hold on
President
Trump
is

calling




 

Enigma is an art and literary magazine. Staff membership is open to any interested high school student. Each year’s staff is formed at the beginning of that school year. The Enigma staff is responsible for all aspects of production, from writing and artwork selection to layout and publication tasks. Members are also required to attend Coffeehouse readings. Items intended for publication may be submitted to the faculty adviser, Mrs. Carol Allen-Gordon 

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